therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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