I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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