Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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