he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Help me help you realize you are a moron
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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