I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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