That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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