They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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