im having a threesome with these popsicles
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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