Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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