THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
