There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I forget how to act sober
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