I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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