Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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