yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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