No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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