Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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