oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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