Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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