doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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