Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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