id be glad to
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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