fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He? As in you personified your dick?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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