youre lurking in front of me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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