Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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