Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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