and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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