We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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