I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
