This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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