hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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