break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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