That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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