plz talk dirty to me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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