physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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