hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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