He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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