Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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