they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
