clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
