I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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