direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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