Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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