That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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