I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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