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She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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