North Korea, Best Korea!
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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