Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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