what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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