shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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