After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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