why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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