that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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