Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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