we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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