She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I look better un-naked...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So vagazzling was a success
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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