their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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