It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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