sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.