this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.