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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time

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(630): View more from Illinois

That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.

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(224): View more from Illinois

hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube

(630): View more from Illinois

my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.

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(917): View more from New York City

She saved the condom from the first time we did it.

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(205): View more from Alabama

my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE

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(716): View more from New York

His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂

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