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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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• (716): View more from New York

  do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.

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• (408): View more from California

  After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.

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